-inspired by melissa
so, there are a couple of girls in my office who workout a lot. because they work out often, they say they have to eat often. that's all understandable, but must they crack sunflower seeds, pistachios and crunch almonds everyday and so loudly to the point i can't concentrate?
i write for a living so i need to be able to focus. not being able to take it anymore, i confidentially complained to hr. i was told to talk to my immediate supervisor about it. he's out all week. oh well.
the frustration from the loud chewing and crunching was replaced by the senior vp who felt the need to tell the entire department in a loud voice that with regard to this case, he didn't see anything wrong with downloading pornography. the rant went something like this:
srvp: (while standing up) i don't see anything wrong with downloading child porn.
butch: but, d, it's illegal
srvp: that's my point though, it shouldn't be. you're not actually with a child, so you're not hurting anyone.
butch: (i suspect in an effort to make the tone lighter) okay d, i'm going to have hr do another background check on you.
srvp: (defeatedly sits back down at desk)
oh okay, i get it. it's okay to look, just don't touch. so, that's where michael jackson went wrong. it's so clear now.
seriously, after another coworker's comment to this same srvp a few days about about s&m, i'm beginning to get a little worried.
completely unrelated but he looks a little like kermit the frog.
so, there are a couple of girls in my office who workout a lot. because they work out often, they say they have to eat often. that's all understandable, but must they crack sunflower seeds, pistachios and crunch almonds everyday and so loudly to the point i can't concentrate?
i write for a living so i need to be able to focus. not being able to take it anymore, i confidentially complained to hr. i was told to talk to my immediate supervisor about it. he's out all week. oh well.
the frustration from the loud chewing and crunching was replaced by the senior vp who felt the need to tell the entire department in a loud voice that with regard to this case, he didn't see anything wrong with downloading pornography. the rant went something like this:
srvp: (while standing up) i don't see anything wrong with downloading child porn.
butch: but, d, it's illegal
srvp: that's my point though, it shouldn't be. you're not actually with a child, so you're not hurting anyone.
butch: (i suspect in an effort to make the tone lighter) okay d, i'm going to have hr do another background check on you.
srvp: (defeatedly sits back down at desk)
oh okay, i get it. it's okay to look, just don't touch. so, that's where michael jackson went wrong. it's so clear now.
seriously, after another coworker's comment to this same srvp a few days about about s&m, i'm beginning to get a little worried.
completely unrelated but he looks a little like kermit the frog.
1 lovely comments:
Melissa said...
Someone really needs to do a scan on his computer.
: )